Did It Ever Happen to You When… 2

When someone offers to buy you food:

When you were little and your parents came to pick you up from a friend’s house:

When you get back to your own toilet after being on vacation:

When you get a phone call from someone you have a crush on:

Your first thought when the alarm clock goes off:

When you hear a joke, then realize it’s about you:

When you realize the house is pitch dark after being on the computer for hours:

When you’re daydreaming while reading and have to read the page again:

When someone says, “We’re getting pizza for dinner”:

When someone’s voice doesn’t match their appearance:

When you’re on your way to a concert:

When you’re walking by a store and see something you want:

When you’re in bed and have to pee:

When you try to read something in another language:

When you accidentally break something, then walk away like nothing happened:

When the movie doesn’t end the way you want it to:

When you tell a great joke and everyone laughs:

When someone you’ve never talked to before asks you for a piece of gum:

When you see an actor on TV and try to remember where you’ve seen them before:

When people get mad at you for correcting their grammar:

When you were a kid and didn’t get the color gumball you wanted out of the gumball machine:

When you’re Christmas shopping at the mall:

When you’re all cranky because of an empty stomach, but then finally eat something:

When someone tells you your favorite band sucks:

When it’s Friday:

When you’re wearing your uniform at work and someone asks, “Do you work here?”

When the elevator is taking too long:

When you have brain freeze:

When you hear your voice on a recording:

When that one quiet kid in class talks:

When guys say cramps aren’t that bad:

When you get up to go to the bathroom and someone takes your spot:

When someone copies a quote you say:

When a math test says, “Explain:”

When someone tries to wake you up:

When you can’t find something to wear:

When your favorite song is playing and someone starts talking to you:

When you have to use the bathroom, but someone’s already using it:

When you try to talk to girls at a party:

When someone on the Internet agrees with you:

When a random ad starts talking:

When walk outside after it’s snowed:

When you know the answer and it’s on the tip of your tongue: