Did It Ever Happen to You When...
When you try to carry all the groceries in one trip:
When you don’t get a joke at first, but then it sinks in:
When you get home and dinner is on the table:
When a typo destroys your entire argument:
When you wake up after a long night of partying:
When someone stupid says something smart:
When you can’t find the straw in your drink:
When you’re in the dressing room and something actually looks good:
When you see the same stranger twice in one day:
When you compare someone’s dating profile pic with their actual appearance:
When you’re watching a really good movie and someone asks you to come help them with something:
When no amount of reasoning will get someone to realize they are wrong:
When you go outside right after fixing your hair:
When you get in the shower:
When you get out of the shower:
When it’s Sunday night and you remember it’s a three-day weekend:
When you were little and your mom said, “Okay, who broke this?”:
When your parents ask you who you’re talking to on the phone:
When you accidentally put your phone’s ringtone on maximum volume:
When you throw something at the garbage can and it goes in:
When you wake up the next day after partying all night:
When you try to see out the airplane window from the aisle seat:
When something you bought online finally arrives in the mail:
How you feel when Jehovah’s Witnesses come to your house:
When your friend has an incredibly stupid, but hilarious idea:
When your friend has food, but you don’t:
When you lose a board game:
When a cute girl walks by:
When someone steps on your brand-new shoes:
As a teen, when you come home from hanging out with friends and your parents interrogate you like, “Are you on drugs!?”:
When employees in a store won’t stop asking if you need any help:
When someone is drunk and talking to you:
When you’re walking past all the food in a buffet:
When you see a free sample table at the grocery store:
When you realize you left your phone somewhere:
When your ex wants to get back together:
When someone you deleted off Facebook tries to add you again:
When someone tries to wake you up in the morning:
When a single person gives you dating advice:
When your drink is getting dangerously low at a restaurant and you see the waitress coming to refill it:
When you’re checking someone out like a creeper:
When you change your profile pic and are waiting for people to like it:
Your hairdresser when you say, “just a trim”:
When someone near you is wearing too much perfume:
When you try to take your sock off with the other foot:
When your order is ready at McDonalds:
When you visit your grandmother’s house:
When you wake up to the smell of bacon being cooked:
When you finish eating a bag of chips:
When you overhear friends talking about you and they say you’re cool:
When you watch a reality show with your girlfriend:
When you get home from the gym:
When you look at things you wrote over a year ago:
When someone falls for a prank you set up:
When you go the dentist:
Whenever you try to fix something:
When the clock hits 5 on a Friday and you’re in the middle of work:
When someone tries to tickle you:
When you’re drinking and the buzz starts to hit you:
When you’re in the dressing room at a store and the outfit you try on looks amazing:
When you make fun of your best friend:
…But if someone else makes fun of your best friend:
When you realize how much work you have to catch up on:
When someone tries to sell you stuff on the street:
When you’re spooning your girlfriend and her hair gets in your face:
Your friends when you get home from a date:
When you’re about to run out of the house and realize you forgot something:
When your boss says you can leave work early if you want to:
When you’re waiting for a page to load:
When you look in the mirror and feel like you’re looking good:
When someone bothers you while you’re trying to eat:
When someone is wrong on the Internet:
How you feel on payday:
When you see someone you know on TV:
When a friend calls you from a party:
One hour into your diet:
When there is nothing to eat:
When your weekend plans are ruined by the weather:
When you get invited to something you don’t want to go to, but can’t think of an excuse:
When you’ve been adding up a bunch of numbers on a calculator and you accidentally hit the wrong button:
When someone calls you and you don’t want to answer:
When people think your platonic guy/girl friend is actually your boyfriend/girlfriend:
When you’re telling a story, but then realize no one cares what you’re talking about:
When your new shoes make a squeaky noise:
When you leave work on Friday:
When the waiter brings out your order first so you have to be polite and wait for the rest of your party’s food to arrive:
When you see someone you hate in public:
When you’re trying to smile naturally for a photo:
When you try to explain something to that one friend who never understands anything:
When your Internet connection finally comes back after being disconnected:
When you wake up the next day after a night of partying:
When you tasted Nutella for the first time:
Every time you open the fridge:
When you put on your jeans right out of the dryer:
When someone wants a bite:
When you try to wink suggestively:
When you bite into a slice of pizza and it’s too hot:
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