When you were little and your mom would shield your eyes during a sex scene:
When a sexy song comes on and no one is around:
When girls say they are not like other girls:
When people try to make you get up:
When someone brags about how many friends they have on Facebook:
When someone catches you in a lie:
When someone is washing the dishes and you slowly put another plate in the sink:
When someone says you are funny…looking:
When someone tells you they don’t like you:
When you’re pretending to listen to someone while they’re talking:
When you can’t draw a picture the way you imagined it:
When someone changes the channel during your favorite show:
When you finally get to sit down after standing all day:
When it’s time to sleep, but there’s a lot of stuff on your bed:
When your computer freezes:
When you suddenly realize you’re late for something:
When you’re driving and no one else is on the road:
When your phone rings and you suddenly turn into an athlete to get it:
When your ex likes your Facebook status:
When you smell cookies in the oven:
When you start to tell a story, but then realize no one is listening:
When you got your first flip phone and thought it was so badass:
When you try to take your sock off with your other foot:
When you try to get off the Internet:
When you were a teenager and your mom left the house:
When you were little and got lost in a store:
When everyone is asleep and you want to go downstairs to get a snack:
When you go through airport security:
When someone asks you what your favorite song is:
Source ; Izismile.com
Source ; Izismile.com
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