lundi 22 juillet 2013
dimanche 21 juillet 2013
Did It Ever Happen to You ?
When you turn your computer on in the dark:
When someone says, “You look nice today”:
When you see someone cute with horrible fashion sense:
After you do a shot of tequila:
Your face when you type, “LOL”:
Realizing it’s May and you’ve already wasted almost half of 2013:
When someone asks you to do something right after you wake up:
When your significant other says he/she is coming over:
When you were little and your mom said you were going to the toy store:
When you say a joke that you think will be hilarious, but then you say it and it sounds stupid:
Every time you go in for a high five:
When you’re at the beach and seaweed grazes your leg:
When you say, “Hey” to someone on Facebook chat, but then they don’t respond:
Getting ready on a Monday morning:
When someone tries to argue with you about a topic you know more about:
When two people start fighting in front of you so you casually try to leave room:
When you try to break off a square of chocolate:
When you’re out to dinner and you can’t finish all the food on your plate:
When you’re asked to hold a baby:
When you get caught doing something you shouldn’t be doing:
When you try to go shopping:

When the vending machine gives you two items instead of one:
What did you do this weekend?
When you find your phone after searching forever:
When you feel a bug on you:
When you have to sneeze, but it won’t come out:
When you told your mom you were bored, and she said, “You can do your homework”:
When you change from jeans into pajama pants:
When Bing says people prefer them to Google:
When you can read your best friend’s mind:
Arriving at a friend’s house:
Arriving at a best friend’s house:
When you walk into a store to do a return and see the long lines:
When you want the phone to go to voice mail…and then it does:
When you’re waiting for your food to heat in the microwave:
“Reading” a magazine, but really just looking at the pictures:
When your alarm goes off in the morning:
When you accidentally touch a piece of gum under the table:
When a stranger won’t stop staring at you for some reason:
When someone says, “Catch”:
When girls put on too much bronzer:
Driving with the windows down on a warm day:
When guys meet for the first time:
When girls meet for the first time:
When you see a celebrity in public:
When you accidentally see something horrifying on the Internet:
Working on a Friday:
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When the vending machine gives you two items instead of one:
When you forgot the one item you meant to get at the grocery store:
When you were five and your mom made you leave your friend’s house:
Trying to relive your childhood:
When you got your first car:
Your relationship with candy:
When someone says you have terrible taste in music:
When you called someone a “butthead” in 2nd grade:
When you find a t-shirt that you thought was lost forever:
When you’re at a restaurant and a mother sits down at the table next to you with a screaming baby:
When someone asks why you aren’t dating anyone right now:
When you can’t stop clicking links in Wikipedia:
When someone starts telling you about a recent bowel movement:
When a really good looking person says, “Hi,” to you:
When someone asks you to add two numbers together:
When you leave work on Friday:
Having an unpopular opinion online:
When your friend jumps out of nowhere and scares you:
“You spend too much time on the Internet”:
When someone mentions how many friends they have on Facebook:
When someone says you’re too old to play with toys:
Trying to figure out your life:
When someone asks if you have gum:
When you finish a book and don’t know what to do with your life:
When someone tries to tell you how to live your life:
When someone starts playing crappy music:
When you stand up and your foot is asleep:
When you realize you said something really stupid and can’t take it back:
Chewing gum, then drinking water:
When someone says you’re attractive:
When you’re in the car of that one friend who can’t drive:
When someone re-uses a joke you told them and they claim it as their own:
Heading on a road trip with friends:
When you attempt the most basic home repair:
When your food takes forever at a restaurant:
…And you make eye contact with the waiter:
…But then that glorious moment when the food finally comes:
When one side of your headphones stops working:
When someone says, “I have a present for you”:
When someone says you drink too much coffee:
Source ; www.izismile.com
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