Did It Ever Happen to You ?

When you turn your computer on in the dark:

When someone says, “You look nice today”:

When you see someone cute with horrible fashion sense:

After you do a shot of tequila:

Your face when you type, “LOL”:

Realizing it’s May and you’ve already wasted almost half of 2013:

When someone asks you to do something right after you wake up:

When your significant other says he/she is coming over:

When you were little and your mom said you were going to the toy store:

When you say a joke that you think will be hilarious, but then you say it and it sounds stupid:

Every time you go in for a high five:

When you’re at the beach and seaweed grazes your leg:

When you say, “Hey” to someone on Facebook chat, but then they don’t respond:

Getting ready on a Monday morning:

When someone tries to argue with you about a topic you know more about:

When two people start fighting in front of you so you casually try to leave room:

When you try to break off a square of chocolate:

When you’re out to dinner and you can’t finish all the food on your plate:

When you’re asked to hold a baby:

When you get caught doing something you shouldn’t be doing:

When you try to go shopping:

When the vending machine gives you two items instead of one:

What did you do this weekend?

When you find your phone after searching forever:

When you feel a bug on you:

When you have to sneeze, but it won’t come out:

When you told your mom you were bored, and she said, “You can do your homework”:

When you change from jeans into pajama pants:

When Bing says people prefer them to Google:

When you can read your best friend’s mind:

Arriving at a friend’s house:

Arriving at a best friend’s house:

When you walk into a store to do a return and see the long lines:

When you want the phone to go to voice mail…and then it does:

When you’re waiting for your food to heat in the microwave:

“Reading” a magazine, but really just looking at the pictures:

When your alarm goes off in the morning:

When you accidentally touch a piece of gum under the table:

When a stranger won’t stop staring at you for some reason:

When someone says, “Catch”:

When girls put on too much bronzer:

Driving with the windows down on a warm day:

When guys meet for the first time:

When girls meet for the first time:

When you see a celebrity in public:

When you accidentally see something horrifying on the Internet:

Working on a Friday:

When you forgot the one item you meant to get at the grocery store:

When you were five and your mom made you leave your friend’s house:

Trying to relive your childhood:

When you got your first car:

Your relationship with candy:

When someone says you have terrible taste in music:

When you called someone a “butthead” in 2nd grade:

When you find a t-shirt that you thought was lost forever:

When you’re at a restaurant and a mother sits down at the table next to you with a screaming baby:

When someone asks why you aren’t dating anyone right now:

When you can’t stop clicking links in Wikipedia:

When someone starts telling you about a recent bowel movement:

When a really good looking person says, “Hi,” to you:

When someone asks you to add two numbers together:

When you leave work on Friday:

Having an unpopular opinion online:

When your friend jumps out of nowhere and scares you:

“You spend too much time on the Internet”:

When someone mentions how many friends they have on Facebook:

When someone says you’re too old to play with toys:

Trying to figure out your life:

When someone asks if you have gum:

When you finish a book and don’t know what to do with your life:

When someone tries to tell you how to live your life:

When someone starts playing crappy music:

When you stand up and your foot is asleep:

When you realize you said something really stupid and can’t take it back:

Chewing gum, then drinking water:

When someone says you’re attractive:

When you’re in the car of that one friend who can’t drive:

When someone re-uses a joke you told them and they claim it as their own:

Heading on a road trip with friends:

When you attempt the most basic home repair:

When your food takes forever at a restaurant:

…And you make eye contact with the waiter:

…But then that glorious moment when the food finally comes:

When one side of your headphones stops working:

When someone says, “I have a present for you”:

When someone says you drink too much coffee:

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