Expectation: Having money once you get a job.
Reality: Spending it all on food, happy hours, and bills.
Expectation: Going to the gym every day after work.
Reality: Go the first week and then realize you’re too tired for that.
Expectations: Meeting someone special spontaneously.
Reality: Meeting people online.
Expectation: Paying off your student loans within a few years.
Reality: Never happening.
Expectation: Cooking cheap, healthier meals for yourself.
Reality: Drive-thru and delivery.
Expectation: Using your vacation days to travel.
Reality: Using your vacation days for hangovers.
Expectation: Having crazy fun weekends.
Reality: Netflix. You are way too exhausted from the work week.
Expectations: Keeping in touch with high school/college friends.
Expectation: Going out after work.
Reality: It’s a weekday and way past your bedtime.
Expectation: Dating will get better.
Expectation: Landing what you believe is your dream job.
Reality: You have no idea what you want to do with your life.
Trying to get a job in this economy:
When you open your camera on your phone and it’s switched to front facing:
When you find out the concert you want to go to is sold out:
When one of your relatives messages you online:
When you see a hot person:
Getting dressed in your room when someone tries to come in:
When you’re at a store and put something back in a different place than where you picked it up:
When you successfully get away with a lie:
When you watch the Food Network:
When you post something on Facebook and it gets zero likes:
When your friends bring something up that you said not to:
When you go grocery shopping hungry and then see the total:
When you walk in on someone in the bathroom:
When you overhear someone saying nice things about you:
When you’re awake before everyone else:
Trying to walk after a really hard workout:
Trying to explain things with majestic hand signals:
When someone tells you to stop laughing:
When you get stuck behind a slow walker:
When you show someone something funny and are waiting for their reaction:
When you find a really great parking spot:
When someone suggests you try having a positive attitude:
When you lose a board game:
When you’re really tired and everything is hilarious:
When you decide to order something else besides ‘the usual’ at your favorite restaurant:
When you see someone you hate in public:
When you find out your favorite grocery item is being discontinued:
Thinking about your ex:
Those first few steps out of bed in the morning:
When you were a kid and blew bubbles for the first time:
When small children ask you a bunch of questions:
When someone asks you what is going on in your life:
When the pizza guy shows up an hour late:
When people who ordered after you get their food first:
When your favorite part of a song comes on:
Your political views:
When someone says, “Don’t press that button”:
When you see a hot person:
When you and a friend say the same witty thing at the same time:
When the person you like gives you a compliment:
Trying to get work done after a long night of partying:
When you ask if anyone wants the last slice of pizza, and someone actually says, “Yes”:
Trying to look busy in a meeting:
When someone you don’t like tries to be nice to you:
When your ex texts you for a favor:
When there is a bee following you:
When you try to act cool around the person you like:
When you’re cleaning your house and find money in an unexpected place:
When an Internet video takes a few seconds to load:
When you’re not wearing glasses and someone waves at you:
When someone finally admits that you were right:
Trying to get someone else’s attention from across the room:
Attempting to be serious with your friend:
When you realize there’s a typo in the email you just sent:
When you get birthday money:
That internal struggle between wanting to grow your hair out and also wanting to chop it all off:
When your friend won’t stop posting photos of the food they’re eating:
That ‘I Told You So’ moment:
Waking up early on the weekend:
In preschool when someone called you a ‘stupid head’:
When you see your parents making out:
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When someone you don’t like tries to be nice to you:
When your ex texts you for a favor:
When there is a bee following you:
When you try to act cool around the person you like:
When you’re cleaning your house and find money in an unexpected place:
When an Internet video takes a few seconds to load:
When you’re not wearing glasses and someone waves at you:
When someone finally admits that you were right:
Trying to get someone else’s attention from across the room:
Attempting to be serious with your friend:
When you realize there’s a typo in the email you just sent:
When you get birthday money:
That internal struggle between wanting to grow your hair out and also wanting to chop it all off:
When your friend won’t stop posting photos of the food they’re eating:
That ‘I Told You So’ moment:
Waking up early on the weekend:
In preschool when someone called you a ‘stupid head’:
When you see your parents making out:
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