When you were little and your mom took you to the toy store:
‘Your delivery driver is on his way:’
When you’re driving and the sun is directly in your face:
Thinking about all your responsibilities:
Trying out a new summer look:
When you tell a joke and no one laughs:
Hearing your parents talk about ‘making love:’
Finding out a restaurant isn’t serving breakfast anymore:
When you feel a cold coming on:
When you make a reference and someone actually gets it:
Trying to keep up with your successful friends:
When you realize you left your phone at the restaurant:
Realizing July 4th is on a Friday this year:
When the waiter forgets to include an item on your bill so you get it for free:
When someone is so stupid you’re literally rendered speechless:
Waking up for the first day of work after a vacation:
When your cat is hungry and won’t shut up about it:
When someone makes fun of you for using a big word:
When the water in the toilet splashes up onto you:
‘Your delivery driver is on his way:’
“It’s Friday what do you want to do tonight!?”
When you see a dog that’s been dressed up in tiny clothes:
When someone you hate talks about how bad their day was:
Getting drunk at a party when your ex shows up:
When someone insults your best friend:
When rappers brag about being rich and breaking the law, but then whine when people illegally download their music:
Looking at the clock in the middle of a Netflix marathon:
Waking up a minute before the alarm goes off:
When a random stranger won’t stop staring at you:
When you’re getting a shampoo at the salon and the stylist massages your head:
Trying to sleep in summer with the covers on:
When you don’t get your friend’s joke:
When you haven’t eaten in two hours:
Checking your credit card bill:
Trying to look professional for a job interview:
When someone pays you a compliment:
When your roommate walks in and you thought you were alone:
When someone corrects your pronunciation of a word:
Thinking about when you were attracted to your ex:
That one friend who says they can’t draw, but then they’re all like:
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