dimanche 17 août 2014

Ridiculous Problems !

Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups first came out 86 years ago. THIS STILL HAPPENS EVERY SINGLE TIME!
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You want a pen? Fine, BUT YOU’RE GOING TO WORK FOR IT.
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That’s not an eraser on the end of your pencil, IT’S A GOD DAMNED LIE.
Ridiculous First World Problems I Can’t Believe We’re Still Struggling with
THIS ISN’T CONVENIENCE, THIS IS JUST THEATER!
Ridiculous First World Problems I Can’t Believe We’re Still Struggling with
NAILED IT, Netflix! I’m DEFINITELY trying to watch my favorite show, “Movies, supernatTV shows, actors, directors.”
Ridiculous First World Problems I Can’t Believe We’re Still Struggling with
Did you think you could defy gravity? HUBRIS! THESE ARE THE CONSEQUENCES!
Ridiculous First World Problems I Can’t Believe We’re Still Struggling with
God forbid you CHOOSE A SPELLING AND STICK WITH IT, ITUNES.
Ridiculous First World Problems I Can’t Believe We’re Still Struggling with
I sure hope your SHOES AND BACKPACK ARE COMFORTABLE, YOU MONSTER!
Ridiculous First World Problems I Can’t Believe We’re Still Struggling with
Your computer will select EVERY PIECE OF TEXT OTHER THAN WHAT YOU WANTED. EVERY. TIME.
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THANKS FOR THE REMINDER, A##HOLE!
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“Click to enlarge”?! I TRUSTED YOU, WEBSITE! THIS IS HOW YOU DO ME?!
Ridiculous First World Problems I Can’t Believe We’re Still Struggling with
Nothing makes you feel cleaner than your knuckles RUBBING AGAINST THE BACK OF A FILTHY SINK. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY OTHER KNUCKLES HAVE RUBBED THAT SINK?! MILLIONS, PROBABLY!
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GOD DAMMIT BUTTER! YOU’RE USELESS!
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JUST LOOK UP! IT’S RIGHT THERE! YOU’RE DOING THE THING!
Ridiculous First World Problems I Can’t Believe We’re Still Struggling with
Your bowl has no problem ferrying whatever slop your eating from your table to your face, but the second it’s empty IT JUST FOLDS UNDER THE PRESSURE OF YOUR STUPID SPOON.
Ridiculous First World Problems I Can’t Believe We’re Still Struggling with
You wanted a receipt? HAVE THIS YARD OF USELESS BULLS##T INSTEAD!
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Sweet dreams! Don’t worry about your fitted sheet. It’ll just be over there in the corner MAKING YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL.
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CAN WE ALL JUST AGREE TO STOP PUTTING STICKERS ON THINGS?!
Ridiculous First World Problems I Can’t Believe We’re Still Struggling with
Oh! That’s convenient! Now you don’t need to calculate the tip. EXCEPT THAT $10.25 ISN’T A 20% TIP, IT’S LIKE A 50% TIP.
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Great text book design. IT’S NOT LIKE YOU NEED TO STUDY OR ANYTHING.
Ridiculous First World Problems I Can’t Believe We’re Still Struggling with
OH PERFECT! THAT’S EXACTLY WHERE A SHOE TONGUE BELONGS!
Ridiculous First World Problems I Can’t Believe We’re Still Struggling with
WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN?! WHERE DO THESE LITTLE HOLES COME FROM?!
Ridiculous First World Problems I Can’t Believe We’re Still Struggling with
Need to erase some text? HOW ABOUT SHUTTING DOWN YOUR COMPUTER INSTEAD?!
Ridiculous First World Problems I Can’t Believe We’re Still Struggling with
There’s a special place in hell for book publishers that REFUSE TO LINE UP THE SPINES OF BOXED BOOK SETS.
 
Ridiculous First World Problems I Can’t Believe We’re Still Struggling with


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