dimanche 26 mai 2013

The Many Small Ways Facebook Makes Your Life Suck

When you decide to start de-friending people you don’t know.
The Many Small Ways Facebook Makes Your Life Suck
And then someone de-friends you.
The Many Small Ways Facebook Makes Your Life Suck
When no one “likes” your new photo.
The Many Small Ways Facebook Makes Your Life Suck
When that bar-crawl group you joined in college starts messaging you again.
The Many Small Ways Facebook Makes Your Life Suck
When you find the profile of the your ex’s new boyfriend/girlfriend.
The Many Small Ways Facebook Makes Your Life Suck
When anyone tries to hit on you via FB messenger.
The Many Small Ways Facebook Makes Your Life Suck
And when that person is your ex.
The Many Small Ways Facebook Makes Your Life Suck
When Facebook asks for your phone number and emails.
The Many Small Ways Facebook Makes Your Life Suck
And when your pre-teen relative finds you on Facebook.
The Many Small Ways Facebook Makes Your Life Suck
When Facebook came out with its own phone.
The Many Small Ways Facebook Makes Your Life Suck
When someone you don’t know invites you to their birthday party.
The Many Small Ways Facebook Makes Your Life Suck
When someone starts live posting the scores of sporting events.
The Many Small Ways Facebook Makes Your Life Suck
When people write multi-paragraph political commentary.
The Many Small Ways Facebook Makes Your Life Suck
When people post extremely emotional, attention-seeking, depressing statuses.
The Many Small Ways Facebook Makes Your Life Suck
And you’re like:
The Many Small Ways Facebook Makes Your Life Suck
You come up with a very witty status update.
The Many Small Ways Facebook Makes Your Life Suck
And then you misspell a word.
The Many Small Ways Facebook Makes Your Life Suck
When people ask you why you’re not updating anymore.
The Many Small Ways Facebook Makes Your Life Suck
So you tell everyone you’re moving to Tumblr.
The Many Small Ways Facebook Makes Your Life Suck
And then you find out Yahoo is buying Tumblr.
The Many Small Ways Facebook Makes Your Life Suck
When your boss friends you.
The Many Small Ways Facebook Makes Your Life Suck
When you get 1,000 birthday messages.
The Many Small Ways Facebook Makes Your Life Suck
When someone tags you in a drunk photo.
The Many Small Ways Facebook Makes Your Life Suck
And this is what they find out about you:
The Many Small Ways Facebook Makes Your Life Suck
When someone pokes you.
The Many Small Ways Facebook Makes Your Life Suck
When people message you their random thoughts throughout the day.
The Many Small Ways Facebook Makes Your Life Suck
When someone you’re kind of seeing asks you to be in a relationship.
The Many Small Ways Facebook Makes Your Life Suck
Your productivity at work/school meets the facebook panda.
The Many Small Ways Facebook Makes Your Life Suck
When someone asks why you didn’t accept their friend request.
The Many Small Ways Facebook Makes Your Life Suck
When you check in on how your old high school friends lives are.
The Many Small Ways Facebook Makes Your Life Suck
When you are creeping on someone and you accidentally “like” one of their photos.
The Many Small Ways Facebook Makes Your Life Suck
When creepers you have never met start commenting on your updates.
The Many Small Ways Facebook Makes Your Life Suck
The Many Small Ways Facebook Makes Your Life Suck
 When your parents friend you.
The Many Small Ways Facebook Makes Your Life Suck
When you realize there are lots of old people on Facebook.
The Many Small Ways Facebook Makes Your Life Suck
And when you find out so much more about a person than you ever wanted to know.
The Many Small Ways Facebook Makes Your Life Suck
When Facebook makes you lose your faith in humanity.
The Many Small Ways Facebook Makes Your Life Suck
Like, totally.
The Many Small Ways Facebook Makes Your Life Suck
Completely.
The Many Small Ways Facebook Makes Your Life Suck
And your mom instantly writes on your wall.
The Many Small Ways Facebook Makes Your Life Suck
When endless, obnoxious graduation photos destroy your news feed.
The Many Small Ways Facebook Makes Your Life Suck
And then they begin liking everything you ever posted.
The Many Small Ways Facebook Makes Your Life Suck
When you see a selfie.
The Many Small Ways Facebook Makes Your Life Suck
When people invite you to like fan pages about themselves.
The Many Small Ways Facebook Makes Your Life Suck
#NO #NOPE
The Many Small Ways Facebook Makes Your Life Suck
When you watch people ruin their lives on Facebook.
The Many Small Ways Facebook Makes Your Life Suck
When ANYONE posts ANY intimate details about their pregnancy.
The Many Small Ways Facebook Makes Your Life Suck


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